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17 Signs You’re Dating A Dubai Douchebag

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There’s a certain type of fella you meet in Dubai – the single sort that are often met via apps such as Tinder and Happn. They’re a bit wrapped up in life in Dubai and don’t always treat ladies with the utmost respect. 

And they’re fairly easy to spot…most of the time. 

1. He tells you he’s not a Dubai Douchebag

“I’m not like other guys.” Sure mate. Sure you’re not.

2. He’s out every ladies night 

Usually doing the Cargo start and then heading to Mahiki to hit the d-floor 

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3. He doesn’t wear socks with his loafers

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4. He wears polos on the reg

Usually a size too small, with the collar up

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5. He’s at some kind of pool or beach party every weekend 

6. He works out incessantly…but it never seems to be leg day 

Leg Day Fail

7. He looks for any excuse to take his shirt off

8. He drives a car he can’t really afford

9. He knows where all the cabin crew and teachers hang out 

And is usually there, stalking his prey…”before he met you”

10. He messages you at 8pm on a Friday after brunch

Just ‘hey’. 

11. He owns multiple low-cut singlets in various colours and sassy phrases

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12. He walks into Barasti like this

13. He orders the sparkler specials at Mahiki…all the time

14. He calls everyone babe 

Including you

15. He ‘really likes you’ but he’s ‘not looking for anything serious’ at the moment 

16. He never sleeps over because..you know… he has ‘work early’

17. His shoe collection is more expensive than yours

If you can relate to more than three of these, run away now! 

Naw don’t worry, you’ll find someone soon – we’ve all been there

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