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You know the story, you hop into your nice, warm bed around 10pm ready to get your sleep on for a whopper 9 hours.
9 hours?! That seems like an awful lot, wouldn’t want to be overtired.
I’ll stick on Netflix…
*5 hours later*
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
*to get you the heck out of bed.
And spend the day exhausted, and wonder what it feels like not to be exhausted.
A fate worse than death.
Purely because you’re far too tired to hold a spoon.
Think a Valencia Instagram filter… over a horror still.
Even your transport in is starting to look more like a bed and less like a peasant wagon.
Top tip: Go to your favourite lunch spot early as to avoid them running out of your favourite ingredient.
You don’t deserve that turmoil.
And 5% unhappiness.
Bad boss joke? Gas. Man tripping? Gas. Seagulls squawking? GAS.
”I couldn’t… Could I?”
”No, that’s not a smoky eye – that’s my face”
Constantly either grazing, rolling over or sleeping, again. All in tiny, furry bodies.
Sign me up.
And then silently weep.
Which keeps you up for another two hours.
Ready to run a marathon, write that novel and drop the hottest mix of 2016 all in one.
You didn’t chose the owl life, the owl life chose you.
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