The DREAM Job To Work As A Penguin Host In Dubai Has Gone Live On LinkedIn
Emaar has just listed three full-time jobs, and if you’re lucky enough to apply and get chosen, you would get to work the presence of penguins ALL. FLIPPING (pun intended). DAY.
*Brb, jazzes up CV, quits job.
Popular Dubai Twitter account @dubainameshame spotted the dream job posting on LinkedIn and alerted the masses
Finally… my dream job pic.twitter.com/hMbcH7bJuA
— D.N.S. (@DubaiNameShame) September 15, 2019
There are three p-p-p-p-positions available
From penguin host to penguin trainer, you’ll be stationed at The Dubai Aquarium & Underwater Zoo. You can read the full list of requirements and job specifications here.
This would be your new office
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2G_SraAJyC/
The responding tweets are on point
"Mr DNS, thank you for coming in for an interview today. I would like to start by asking how you would p-p-p-p-p-pick up the skills necessary for this post."
— Ben Adamson (@BenAdamsonDXB) September 15, 2019
What NOT to expect
— Miyaki Lee (@miyakilee) September 15, 2019
If you’re obsessed with these ADORABLE aquatic birds (who can’t fly), but not ready to quit your day-job just yet, you can try swimming with them
Been there, done that. Yes, that’s actually me in this picture pic.twitter.com/3CZ45slNyV
— Adriaan Bloem (@adriaanbloem) September 16, 2019