Traditionally, single folk retreat into darkness when Valentine’s looms, as couples flood all restos in a sickening display of affection.

But no more!

This year, the Lovin Dubai Lock & Key party is hosting a Valentine’s Day edition (of the anti-Valentine’s Day variety if you get what we mean) at McGettigan’s JLT and it’s going to be chock-a-block full with single folk…rejoice!

Thursday 15, from 7pm every guy gets a key and the ladies get locks. The rest is up to you…

Lovin has hosted Lock & Key parties before, so we can say with authority, here are are the types you’ll definitely see at the party…

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(Prebook your admission here)

9. The ones who go all out

You could be about to meet long-term bae for crying out loud! This calls for blow dry, make up…the works. And no, a crown is never OTT.

8. The guys who work in packs because they’re too shy to work alone

7. The one guy every one wants to talk to

6. The one who gets all the attention

BRB, robbing her lock

4. The girls who’ve been practising for this for months

4. The guys who think their lame wheels will impress the ladies

3. The ones who insist on buying all the drinks

Hundits everywhere when people realise it’s happy hour till 11!

2. The girls with all the sass

1. The guys who find ANY EXCUSE to mention they go to the gym

“Hey, on the subject of pac – man, did I show you my six pack?”

The deets

Admission just AED50

(Discounts for Dubai Sports club members) 

It’s happening at McGettigan’s JLT, from 7pm on Thursday February 15.

Get your admission here

READ: The Ultimate ANTI-Valentine’s Day Event Is On February 15 And It’s Going To Be A Cracker