Let\u2019s face it, Tuesday night in Dubai, AKA ladies night is probably the most exciting thing on a lady\u2019s weekly agenda.<\/p>\n
It is an occasion to celebrate getting over the mid-week hump with overflowing fountains of sweet, pinkish and most importantly, free drinks. But what do the ladies in their immaculately painted faces, and sky-high heels REALLY think of ladies night?<\/p>\n
Well we asked them, and they answered.<\/p>\n
Woman AND men take note – here are 24 things that go on inside a woman\u2019s head on ladies night:<\/p>\n
1. Tuesday, 2017: \u201cI\u2019ll be ready in a minute\u201d\u2026. Tuesday, 2018: \u201cjust two more minutes\u201d<\/h3>\n![\"3-you-need-to-be-flawless\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/3-you-need-to-be-flawless.gif?mtime=20150922170655\")
\nit takes time to look this good<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
2. This is it girls! It\u2019s my night\u2026 reveal yourself please knight in shining armor!<\/h3>\n![\"1\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/1_1.jpg?mtime=20150921113255\")
<\/figure>\n3. Wait, why didn\u2019t he check my ID too? Am I getting old?<\/h3>\n![\"14\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/14.jpg?mtime=20150922161327\")
\nThey’re not wrinkles, they’re worry lines I swear!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
4. I know it\u2019s called ladies night but WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WOMEN HERE?<\/h3>\n5. Why do free drinks have to taste like feet?!<\/h3>\n![\"3\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/3.gif?mtime=20150921115034\")
<\/figure>\n6. I know I am wearing a dress and have a drink in hand, but can you stop gawking at me like I am a piece of meat?<\/h3>\n![\"9-2\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/9-2.jpg?mtime=20150921115009\")
<\/figure>\n7. \u201cLadies night was invented by men to sell more booze for other men\u201d. Feminism 101, page 3.<\/h3>\n8. Did I actually wax for THIS?… Did I wax at all?!?!<\/h3>\n![\"britney-nervous\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/britney-nervous.gif?mtime=20150922171011\")
\nnope!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
9. Should I tell my boyfriend I am on a ladies night?<\/h3>\n![\"7\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/7.png?mtime=20150922161721\")
<\/figure>\n10. First drink: I am a classy sophisticated lady on a fun night with my girls\u2026 fourth drink: I hate my girls, I hate my boss, I wish I could take off these freaking tight spanks\u2026 but first, \u201cLemme take a selfie\u201d.<\/h3>\n![\"11-1\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/11-1.jpg?mtime=20150921114414\")
<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n![\"13\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/13.png?mtime=20150921113442\")
<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n![\"5-2\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/5-2.jpg?mtime=20150922161928\")
\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n![\"123\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/123_1.gif?mtime=20150922162224\")
<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n![\"giphy345\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/giphy345.gif?mtime=20150922165009\")
\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n![\"large\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/large.gif?mtime=20150922171502\")
\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n![\"beyonce\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/beyonce.gif?mtime=20150922165209\")
\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n![\"nobody-cares\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/nobody-cares.jpg?mtime=20150922165502\")
<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n![\"20\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/20.jpg?mtime=20150922165644\")
<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n![\"Mila-Kunis-Laughing-And-Wiping-The-Tears-Away-Reaction-Gif\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/Mila-Kunis-Laughing-And-Wiping-The-Tears-Away-Reaction-Gif.gif?mtime=20150922170008\")
\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n![\"25-1\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/25-1.jpg?mtime=20150922170232\")
<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n![\"26\"](\"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_blogWide\/26.jpg?mtime=20150921113611\")
\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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it takes time to look this good<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
2. This is it girls! It\u2019s my night\u2026 reveal yourself please knight in shining armor!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n3. Wait, why didn\u2019t he check my ID too? Am I getting old?<\/h3>\n\nThey’re not wrinkles, they’re worry lines I swear!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
4. I know it\u2019s called ladies night but WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WOMEN HERE?<\/h3>\n5. Why do free drinks have to taste like feet?!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n6. I know I am wearing a dress and have a drink in hand, but can you stop gawking at me like I am a piece of meat?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n7. \u201cLadies night was invented by men to sell more booze for other men\u201d. Feminism 101, page 3.<\/h3>\n8. Did I actually wax for THIS?… Did I wax at all?!?!<\/h3>\n\nnope!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
9. Should I tell my boyfriend I am on a ladies night?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n10. First drink: I am a classy sophisticated lady on a fun night with my girls\u2026 fourth drink: I hate my girls, I hate my boss, I wish I could take off these freaking tight spanks\u2026 but first, \u201cLemme take a selfie\u201d.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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<\/figure>\n3. Wait, why didn\u2019t he check my ID too? Am I getting old?<\/h3>\n\nThey’re not wrinkles, they’re worry lines I swear!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
4. I know it\u2019s called ladies night but WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WOMEN HERE?<\/h3>\n5. Why do free drinks have to taste like feet?!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n6. I know I am wearing a dress and have a drink in hand, but can you stop gawking at me like I am a piece of meat?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n7. \u201cLadies night was invented by men to sell more booze for other men\u201d. Feminism 101, page 3.<\/h3>\n8. Did I actually wax for THIS?… Did I wax at all?!?!<\/h3>\n\nnope!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
9. Should I tell my boyfriend I am on a ladies night?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n10. First drink: I am a classy sophisticated lady on a fun night with my girls\u2026 fourth drink: I hate my girls, I hate my boss, I wish I could take off these freaking tight spanks\u2026 but first, \u201cLemme take a selfie\u201d.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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They’re not wrinkles, they’re worry lines I swear!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
4. I know it\u2019s called ladies night but WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WOMEN HERE?<\/h3>\n5. Why do free drinks have to taste like feet?!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n6. I know I am wearing a dress and have a drink in hand, but can you stop gawking at me like I am a piece of meat?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n7. \u201cLadies night was invented by men to sell more booze for other men\u201d. Feminism 101, page 3.<\/h3>\n8. Did I actually wax for THIS?… Did I wax at all?!?!<\/h3>\n\nnope!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
9. Should I tell my boyfriend I am on a ladies night?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n10. First drink: I am a classy sophisticated lady on a fun night with my girls\u2026 fourth drink: I hate my girls, I hate my boss, I wish I could take off these freaking tight spanks\u2026 but first, \u201cLemme take a selfie\u201d.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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<\/figure>\n6. I know I am wearing a dress and have a drink in hand, but can you stop gawking at me like I am a piece of meat?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n7. \u201cLadies night was invented by men to sell more booze for other men\u201d. Feminism 101, page 3.<\/h3>\n8. Did I actually wax for THIS?… Did I wax at all?!?!<\/h3>\n\nnope!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
9. Should I tell my boyfriend I am on a ladies night?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n10. First drink: I am a classy sophisticated lady on a fun night with my girls\u2026 fourth drink: I hate my girls, I hate my boss, I wish I could take off these freaking tight spanks\u2026 but first, \u201cLemme take a selfie\u201d.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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<\/figure>\n7. \u201cLadies night was invented by men to sell more booze for other men\u201d. Feminism 101, page 3.<\/h3>\n8. Did I actually wax for THIS?… Did I wax at all?!?!<\/h3>\n\nnope!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
9. Should I tell my boyfriend I am on a ladies night?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n10. First drink: I am a classy sophisticated lady on a fun night with my girls\u2026 fourth drink: I hate my girls, I hate my boss, I wish I could take off these freaking tight spanks\u2026 but first, \u201cLemme take a selfie\u201d.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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nope!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
9. Should I tell my boyfriend I am on a ladies night?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n10. First drink: I am a classy sophisticated lady on a fun night with my girls\u2026 fourth drink: I hate my girls, I hate my boss, I wish I could take off these freaking tight spanks\u2026 but first, \u201cLemme take a selfie\u201d.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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<\/figure>\n10. First drink: I am a classy sophisticated lady on a fun night with my girls\u2026 fourth drink: I hate my girls, I hate my boss, I wish I could take off these freaking tight spanks\u2026 but first, \u201cLemme take a selfie\u201d.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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<\/figure>\n11. No sweetie, your mandatory bathroom selfie won\u2019t look cool with the toilet in the background.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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<\/figure>\n12. But his Tinder profile says he\u2019s \u201c0 Kilometers away\u201d…WAIT, did he just block me?!<\/h3>\n\noh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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oh no he didn’t<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
13. I am on my third Margarita surrounded by sweaty armpits and my feet are killing me\u2026 do I really want to hear about your vegan lettuce sandwich?? ABSOLUTELY NOT GIRLFRIEND!<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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<\/figure>\n14.\u201cCan I exchange these coupons for a burger please? Hello?… Hellooo?\u201d<\/h3>\n\nthis could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n\ni’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n\nno one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n\nsorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n\ni don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n
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this could get ugly<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
15. Marina snobs…<\/h3>\n
Man: \u201cHi, where do you live?\u201d<\/p>\n
Lady: \u201cMarina, you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: \u201cI live in Satwa\u201d<\/p>\n
*End of conversation*<\/p>\n i’m just not that interested<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n no one rushed beyonce<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n sorry it’s just been a while since I’ve seen someone trying to work a scrunchie<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n i don’t even care<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n <\/body><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Let\u2019s face it, Tuesday night in Dubai, AKA ladies night is probably the most exciting thing on a lady\u2019s weekly agenda. It is an occasion to celebrate getting over the mid-week hump with overflowing fountains of sweet, pinkish and most importantly, free drinks. But what do the ladies in their immaculately painted faces, and sky-high … ","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"acf":{"legacy_image":"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_relatedEntryImage2x\/2.jpg?mtime=20150921113408","legacy_full_image":"https:\/\/cloud.lovindubai.com\/images\/uploads\/2015\/09\/_featuredImage\/2.jpg?mtime=20150921113408 880w","legacy_meta_tags":"16. Don\u2019t rush me! I can only walk as fast as these heels will let me!<\/h3>\n
17. Okay, checked in on facebook. Should I update it so it says EXACTLY where I\u2019m sitting?<\/h3>\n
<\/figure>\n18. Ok this is the last drink\u2026 no, seriously this time.<\/h3>\n
<\/figure>\n19. No I\u2019m not laughing at your hair sweetie; I just can\u2019t control my facial expressions sometimes.<\/h3>\n
20. Where have I seen that face before? Oh on my best friend\u2019s third cousin\u2019s Instagram page of course.<\/h3>\n
21. I\u2019m not jealous or anything but can you STOP LOOKING AT MY FRIEND AND NOTICE ME?<\/h3>\n
<\/figure>\n22. Start of ladies night: \u201cno sugar in my drink please, I\u2019m on a diet\u201d\u2026 End of ladies night: \u201cHello Burger King, my old friend!\u201d<\/h3>\n
23. Well at least if I throw up in that Uber, it\u2019s gonna be pink and smell like bubblegum. (Let\u2019s pretend the Burger King never happened.)<\/h3>\n