{"id":2814,"date":"2017-05-28T07:49:24","date_gmt":"2017-05-28T07:49:24","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-05-28T07:49:24","modified_gmt":"2017-05-28T07:49:24","slug":"7-stages-of-hanger-during-ramadan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovin.co\/dubai\/en\/uncategorized\/7-stages-of-hanger-during-ramadan\/","title":{"rendered":"The 7 Stages Of Hanger You Feel During Ramadan"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hanger<\/h2>\n

“A lethal combination of hunger and anger, the result of waiting so long to eat that your blood sugar drops to dangerously low levels, impairing both your mood and your judgment.”<\/p>\n

Urban Dictionary; 2008<\/cite>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You know the feeling. You\u00a0skipped\u00a0breakfast,\u00a0it’s been too long\u00a0since you last ate…or maybe you just\u00a0passed the\u00a0Cold Stone Creamery (without indulging) and\u00a0your mood has somehow\u00a0gone from cheery and pleasant\u00a0to irritable, resentful and basically a full-on weapon in a matter of seconds.<\/p>\n

This is normal hanger,\u00a0a mood which only intensifies\u00a0during Ramadan.\u00a0Here are some common feelings of Hanger you may\u00a0experience this month…<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0The grumpy stage<\/h3>\n

It’s 11 am, (isn’t everyone grumpy at 11am?) Suhoor\u00a0is but\u00a0a\u00a0distant memory and the long day is stretching\u00a0before you like a never-ending bad dream. Screw you smell-of-freshly-made coffee, I never liked you anyway.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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2.\u00a0The irrational stage<\/h3>\n

Most\u00a0frequently felt in a queue. The person ahead of you\u00a0is s-l-o-wwwww-l-y going about their business. The cashier on duty is being equally slow (a snail would be impressed)…WHAT\u00a0is taking so long?! Nothing takes this long! Five year old’s could move at a faster pace than these two.<\/p>\n

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3.\u00a0The completely\u00a0zoned out\u00a0stage<\/h3>\n

You need to deal with something at work. It’s 4pm and, despite your best efforts, you’re working at half-speed. Is it hometime yet?<\/p>\n

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4.\u00a0The impatient stage<\/h3>\n

You’ve finished work (Ramadan hours are LIFE) but it’s still\u00a0two hours till sunset. You’re restless. Sleep won’t come so you’ve taken to\u00a0staring at the clock…Are the hands actually moving that slowly? Have they even moved???\u00a0<\/p>\n

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5.\u00a0The fiery stage<\/h3>\n

Traffic is crawling and it’s\u00a0blocking your way to\u00a0Iftar. There’s no obvious hold-up but every car in your way is the enemy.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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6.\u00a0The smug stage<\/h3>\n

You’ve made it. Boom.\u00a0Pass the dates friend, it’s time for some treats.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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7.\u00a0And finally……………..Relief<\/h3>\n
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READ\u00a0NEXT:\u00a0This Marina Iftar Has The Best Sticky Toffee Pudding You’ll Ever Taste In Your Life<\/a><\/p>\n

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