{"id":3433,"date":"2016-12-20T00:39:09","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T00:39:09","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2016-12-20T00:39:09","modified_gmt":"2016-12-20T00:39:09","slug":"the-19-stages-of-a-dubai-lads-night-out-in-your-thirties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovin.co\/dubai\/en\/feature\/the-19-stages-of-a-dubai-lads-night-out-in-your-thirties\/","title":{"rendered":"The 19 Stages Of A Dubai Lads’ Night Out In Your Thirties"},"content":{"rendered":"

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1. The usual suspects are on the Whatsapp group early in the day<\/h3>\n

“Out tonight?”<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

2. The ones with kids and other responsibilities\u00a0get their excuses in early\u00a0<\/h3>\n

And they’re secretly delighted\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"Ezgif<\/figure>\n

3. While others contemplate if the inevitable\u00a0hangover\u00a0is worth it<\/h3>\n

The ‘thirties hangover.’ A whole different beast to that perfectly manageable twenties version.<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

4. There’s the debate over where to go<\/h3>\n

And inevitably ending up at the usual spot<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

5. There are those who can’t wait and get the pres in at home<\/h3>\n

It’s 2 o’clock, that’s basically brunch<\/p>\n

\"Homer\"<\/figure>\n

6. While the sensible ones make sure they’re getting food into them…<\/h3>\n

Well that’s why they invented home deliveries, right?<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

7. Everyone gathers for whatever\u00a0evening\u00a0sport is being shown at Barasti<\/h3>\n

Norwich City v Derby County you\u00a0say? Well that’s pretty unmissable.<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

8. Which finishes about half ten so now everyone has to speak to each other<\/h3>\n

“Sooooo. How’s the new job?”<\/p>\n

\"Yas\"<\/figure>\n

9. A couple of more drinks and the banter begins in earnest<\/h3>\n

The harsher the insult the better.<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

10. Those in relationships\u00a0send sneaky affectionate texts to their loved ones<\/h3>\n

*whipping sounds*<\/p>\n

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\"Ezgif<\/figure>\n

11. The deep and meaningful conversations begin<\/h3>\n

“I just feel like I’m never going to reach my potential, ya know?”<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

12. Someone always goes home without telling anyone<\/h3>\n

“Where’s Joe?”<\/p>\n

\"Ezgif<\/figure>\n

13. While one or two always\u00a0get ideas about hitting the club\u00a0<\/h3>\n

“Why not?”<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

14. But you arrive there and realise everyone’s ten years younger than your crew<\/h3>\n

“When I\u00a0was 21, it was a very good year…”<\/p>\n

\"Ezgif<\/figure>\n

15. And the music is so loud that you can’t have a conversation\u00a0<\/h3>\n

Let the impromptu signing begin<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

16. The collective decision is made to go home<\/h3>\n

It is 1am, after all.<\/p>\n

\"Giphy\"<\/figure>\n

17. But not before stopping for food\u00a0<\/h3>\n

“Next window please”<\/p>\n

\"Ezgif<\/figure>\n

18. You won’t see each other\u00a0for months so saying goodbye is hard<\/h3>\n

“Look after yourself, chief.”<\/p>\n

\"Ezgif<\/figure>\n

19. You retire to bed and absolutely exhausted<\/h3>\n

Never again…<\/p>\n

\"Lads<\/figure>\n

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