{"id":5294,"date":"2017-04-07T10:47:48","date_gmt":"2017-04-07T10:47:48","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-04-07T10:47:48","modified_gmt":"2017-04-07T10:47:48","slug":"instagram-account-loo-reviews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovin.co\/dubai\/en\/feature\/instagram-account-loo-reviews\/","title":{"rendered":"This Instagram Account That Rates Loos At Dubai’s Best Restaurants Is Actually Hilarious"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Side-stepping the usual boring restaurant reviews, this anonymous account gives an honest review and peek inside the loos at some of the cities best restaurants and hotels.<\/p>\n

This is hilarious. Hat tip to the punter \u00a0behind this page.<\/p>\n

NEZESAUSSI at Al Manzi gets 4\/5 for providing sports pages for some easy reading<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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FOLLY in the Madinat loses a mark for cramped spaces but the sea of cool blue tiles means it’s still worth 4\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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Apparently the hot and cold taps are mislabeled at the Marina Social…3\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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Simple, clean and no fuss but with a good sound track earns GURSHA at Club Vista Mare a fair 3\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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The reviewer wasn’t impressed with these gimicky buckets at the Eloquent Elephant…3\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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3\/5 for a small minimalist toilet at INDIE, with bonus points for a handy shelf located near the loo…it’s the simple things<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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The clean and tidy loos at ROCK BOTTOMS earned a 3\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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A rare 4\/5 for the ample hand towels and art work at ROBERTO’S DIFC<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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Colouful Jamaiacn vibe and tunes gives MISS LILY’S at the Sheraton Grand a 3\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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BRUNSWICK loses a mark for the slight ‘splash back’…4\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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Good tiles at TAPHOUSE earns it 3\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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5\/5. Top marks for AMALA at Jumeirah Zabeel Saray that ‘nails the regal Indian theme with immaculate attention to detail.”<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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View from WESLODGE earns it a classy 4\/5<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n

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