{"id":1120,"date":"2016-12-20T00:39:12","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T00:39:12","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2016-12-20T00:39:12","modified_gmt":"2016-12-20T00:39:12","slug":"10-types-people-you-see-at-dubai-brunches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovin.co\/dubai\/en\/feature\/10-types-people-you-see-at-dubai-brunches\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Types Of People You See At Dubai Brunches"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Dubai brunches\u2026 what\u2019s not to love
\nabout them? Great food, endless drinks and fancy hotels. What could
\npossibly go wrong? Well, maybe these people?<\/p>\n

We\u2019ve all seen them\u2026 now it\u2019s
\ntime to name them. Meet the 10 types of people you see at brunch
\ntables in Dubai:<\/p>\n

The ones who are clearly on their holiday:<\/h3>\n

They are easy to spot: still drunk from last night, still surprised you can ski in a mall and sport elaborate sunburns.<\/p>\n

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There’s always one<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The ones who want value for money<\/h3>\n

They arrive at 11:30pm and stockpile at 3.57pm<\/p>\n

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Making the most of their time<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The ones who are still awake from the night before<\/h3>\n

Wait weren’t they tagged in that outfit last night?<\/p>\n

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Hats Off!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The ones who are there to Instagram their food<\/h3>\n

If it ain\u2019t on Instagram, it didn\u2019t happen.<\/p>\n

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Ahem!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The ones who throw up at the table, then in the bathroom, then in the taxi queue<\/h3>\n

Well maybe if they throw up they\u2019ll have room for more!<\/p>\n

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Disgusting<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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The comedian who gets funnier and funnier with every drink<\/h3>\n

You want to turn their jokes into your own Facebook status then like it too!<\/p>\n

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and then you roll on the floor like nobody cares<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The ones who will always remind you are paying too much<\/h3>\n

“That’s 2 AED per bite you know!\u201d<\/p>\n

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How much is that again?<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The ones who won\u2019t shut up about their food allergies<\/h3>\n

Ok, ok we get it! You can\u2019t eat dried raisins!<\/p>\n

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The Fragile one<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The ones who will pile on the roast beef next to the fudge cake<\/h3>\n

Why make the journey twice?<\/p>\n

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eewwww!<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The emotional ones<\/h3>\n

Those people will start hugging and kissing you and tell you how much they love you after the first Margarita<\/p>\n

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The Whiners<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Now read:\u00a0Is this the best post brunch deal ever?<\/a><\/p>\n

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