{"id":1653,"date":"2016-12-20T00:39:13","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T00:39:13","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2016-12-20T00:39:13","modified_gmt":"2016-12-20T00:39:13","slug":"they-printed-what-on-a-nutella-jar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovin.co\/dubai\/en\/feature\/they-printed-what-on-a-nutella-jar\/","title":{"rendered":"They printed WHAT on a Nutella jar?!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Letting people\u00a0customize\u00a0Nutella jars? You could nearly see this one coming.<\/p>\n
Irish writer and all-round chancer\u00a0Seamas O’Reilly (of little known Metro crush-writing fame<\/a>)\u00a0noticed that Selfridges, a popular department store in the UK, was\u00a0printing personalised\u00a0Nutella jars\u00a0in the lead-up to Christmas,\u00a0and he immediately saw his opportunity for devilment.<\/p>\n His only obstacle in\u00a0labelling Nutella jars with rude\u00a0words that resemble terms for excrement\u00a0was a small staff at the Selfridges store. He tried his luck with this\u00a0first one and we can’t believe he got away with it.<\/p>\n I can now confirm that Selfridges will put *anything* you ask for on a Nutella jar. pic.twitter.com\/i5DFjtAHHr<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 Seamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) December 9, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n The following is a conversation he had with one of the staff there<\/p>\n Guy: Arsemuck? Not gonna lie, this was even harder to get past the staff in Selfridges than ‘backdirt’ was. Worth it though. pic.twitter.com\/cuZ3hCoPKB<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 Seamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) January 5, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Third I’ve gotten past those censorious prudes in Selfridges. I’ve found my true calling. pic.twitter.com\/hF695PS2Fb<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 Seamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) January 13, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Mums: You did an English degree would you recommend it for my son? \u2014 Seamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) January 13, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n “It’s kind of hard to come up with more that explicitly imply that there’s poo in the jar,” O’Reilly said.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n We think we could come up with a few more, what would you print on yours? Answers in the comments.<\/p>\n\n
He had a small bit of trouble with the next one… luckily, with a bit of Irish luck he persevered\u00a0<\/h3>\n
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Me: It’s the Irish for Arsenio
Guy: Right, right. I know it.\u00a0
Me: Ha, do you get a lot of rude ones?
Guy: All the time, sir.\u00a0
Me: What’s the rudest one you’ve had?
(Guy thinks for literally 15 seconds)
Guy: Probably fatpussy sir.
Me: You can’t be too careful. Bye!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n
Having dodged\u00a0the lax Selfridges security team twice; he was clearly on a roll<\/h3>\n
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His collection stands at three<\/h3>\n
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Me: Yeah! PS here’s what I’ve been up to recently pic.twitter.com\/N9xmEi8Mma<\/a><\/p>\nOn whether or not he will continue attempting to print rude words on personalised Nutella jars..<\/h3>\n
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