7 Hilariously Terrible UAE Pick Up Lines To Use On Your Next Night Out


Who isn’t partial to a bad pick-up line? Plenty of people apparently, but don’t worry. 

On February 15, we’re hosting the Lock and Key Anti-Valentine’s Day singles’ night at McGettigan’s JLT, where you’ll be free to mix and mingle. 

Meanwhile here are some top-notch ice breakers to get the party started. 

**WARNING: these pick up lines have not been tested on actual humans, please proceed with caution*** 

1. Are you a Gulf fish? Because I wanna see hammour of you 

2. Hi, do you have any raisins? How ’bout a date? 

3. Hey hey, I’d love Du’bai you a drank 

4. Are you a counterfeit handbag? Because I wanna try Karama-sutra with you 

5. Are you a sharwarma? Because you’ve got me wrapped

6. Do you have a residency visa? Because you make me want to settle down 

7.  Did y’all come from Abu Dhabi? Cos all I can think about is Y’as

Okay, okay, we know they’re terrible! But what’s your best one eh? 


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