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This Dubai Food Blogger Shares “Really Bad Advice” That’s Comedy Gold
When we say ‘hidden gems of Dubai’, we don’t just mean getaways and restaurants you gotta visit, we also mean PEOPLE! We dig through the internet to find the hidden gems and we found one!
Food Sheikh is a food blogger, of sorts. Well recently they’ve been sharing “really bad advice” about the food industry and it’s tummy-aching FUNNY!
Food Sheikh’s “really bad advice” is comedy GOLD
Food Sheikh’s really bad advice jokes are all about the food industry and the parties involved
Let’s assume you’re at a restaurant and you want to ask the waiter for a recommendation. 9 times out of 10, they’ll recommend a pricey dish or a slightly smelly fish cakes that the chef defrosted five days ago, so here’s the advice for the customer. “As a customer, if you’re going to ask for a waiter’s recommendation, just remember who he works for. He is going to push you a dish that has the highest profit margin or is about to expire. He doesn’t care about you. Never ask a waiter “what should I get?” Try instead asking “What is best?” You might get a better answer.”
PLOT TWIST; here’s the advice Food Sheikh is giving the waiter: “If a customer ever asks you for advice or recommendations on the menu, this is your chance to increase your check and get rid of those slightly smelly fish cakes that the chef defrosted five days ago. Take this opportunity, even if he asks, “What is best?” The customer doesn’t care what you say, he just wants to feel special at your expense.”
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Food Sheikh has 5 really bad advices so far, from joking with the waiter/customer to apologising to the waiter/customer
Why shouldn’t waiters pick up the card machine answer and it like it’s a phone when the customer enters the pin. Maybe don’t follow the bad advice but it’s certainly funny.
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