Once again, we’re back with an article that’s definitely going to trigger you – but only if you know you can relate to it.

We all know that most of us either fall under the category of Dubai douchebags and divas, so its time we all accept it and keep it moving.

So here it goes – 7 types of girls that a Dubai douchebag wants to date (or a few of them at the same time?).

1.The arm candy

The one that always brings her A game all hours of the day – this is the diva you want all your friends to see you around so they can die of jealousy. 

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Most likely to only hangout with you in bougie places around DIFC.

2. The cabin crew

Because you can’t maintain a full time girlfriend who knows everything about who you are, but when she’s back from her long shifts, its always the perfect time. 

3. The DuBae

Your Dubai thang thang, the one that holds it down and pays for your club entrance when you can’t afford it.

She’s like your homeboy, but you love her, ya feel? 

4. The wifey

The one you can come home to late at night when you’re hungry, you know she’ll cook for you AND wake you up in time for work.

The kinda girl you meet at a library. 

5. The smart one

Those late nights when you need that extra help with that work? She got it covered.

All the cool business events? You’ll be her plus one.

6. The party animal

C’mon, we all need that ONE person that we love getting jiggy with – she’s the unstoppable, doesn’t sleep, and has all the energy in the world for a night out… EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

She’s also friends with every clubs bouncer so everything always hassle-free with her.

7. The serious one

She runs her own business, drives her own car, and isn’t on a visit visa.

If you ever thought about stability, its going to be with this girl. 

Tell us which Dubai Diva(s) you’ve dated before and ladies… your turn is coming up soon!