9 Things That Would Happen If Donald Trump Became President Of The UAE
As election day is here, it’s pretty safe to say that we’re all somewhat terrified. A man with a long list of controversies behind him, Donald Trump has kept us nothing if not entertained throughout his election. Although we’re pretty safe in the UAE from his ‘interesting’ concepts, here’s a little look at what our beloved home might look like if we fell under his *cough* ideals. All from quotes by the Trump himself, of course!
We are quite happy here with the existing set-up and the succession plan. However, what if Trumps statement: “Can you imagine that, the face of our next next president?” applied to the UAE? Here are 9 things that would happen.
1. We’d have a giant wall built up around the city
True story: Donald has a thing about keeping people out
![Walls](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/Walls.jpg?mtime=20161108094056)
2. He would rename all of our iconic towers
![Burj Trump](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/Burj-trump.jpeg?mtime=20161108094100)
3. He would take over Lovin Dubai and turn it into a billion dollar website for a few dollars.. (please don’t let this happen!)
“We have a 5 billion dollar website, I have so many websites. I hire people here. They do a website. It costs me three dollars.”
![1Dq84F](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/1dq84f.jpg?mtime=20161108094756)
4. The Donald will officially appoint himself as the moon-spotter to announce when Ramadan starts
We’ve all heard those recent disgusting tapes…Trump thinks he can literally ‘do anything’
![Giphy 5](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/giphy-5_161108_094248.gif?mtime=20161108094248)
5. He would ban all soft-drinks!
“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”
![Giphy 6](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/giphy-6.gif?mtime=20161108094241)
6. He would get rid of the great government we already have!
“One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
![Giphy 8](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/giphy-8.gif?mtime=20161108094851)
7. Things would be even more bling here
“Part of the beauty of me is I’m very rich”
![Download](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/download_161108_094551.jpeg?mtime=20161108094551)
8. He would probably try and blame China for the Dubai summer heat
“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
![Donald Meme 2](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/Donald-meme-2.jpg?mtime=20161010100343)
9. But what does it matter, because we’d all be fired anyway!
![Giphy 7](https://cloud.lovindubai.com/images/uploads/2016/10/_blogWide/giphy-7.gif?mtime=20161108094625)