The dreaded lift.
If you’re an awks person, your behaviour is somehow amplified by being confined in a closed lift. Sometimes with the same people you see every day…do you say hi, do you ignore?…it’s a minefield.
The following sums up exactly how we feel when we catch a lift each and every day
14. When everyone immediately reaches for their phone
Pretending you got a text like…
13. The death stares thrown at anyone who DARES press the first floor
12. Who are you kidding, you hate anyone who presses any floor that isn’t yours
11. When the door closes just as someone else arrives
10. And no one in the lift makes ANY attempt to press the hold button
9. When someone farts
8. When you fart
7. When you make eye contact with the same person twice
6. When some creep tries to make eye contact with you
5. When you catch someone taking lift selfies
Who do you think you are?
4. When the wall spots are full so you bravely take a central spot
3. When everyone else knows each other
2. When someone starts talking but you wish they would stop
1. When you’re tapping on a phone with no signal
About as useless as this guy
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